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Fucking, Jensen Ackles. We all know how she feels! AWESOME story!
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So. You know how I mentioned that my therapist’s office is like, a block away from the hotel Jensen and Danneel got married in? In downtown Dallas?
Well. Shit just got a whole lot weirder.
I’d mentioned Supernatural to my therapist in passing at our last session while explaining what GISHWHES was. She wasn’t familiar with the show and that was the extent to which we discussed it.
UNTIL TODAY. Our session was about to end, when I yet again briefly mentioned Supernatural. Actually — I didn’t even mention it. I said the word supernatural to describe something and My Therapist’s eyes got wide and she pointed at me.
“That’s what I wanted to talk to you about! Supernatural!”
“What?” I said.
“Okay. So I didn’t know what show you were talking about before because I’ve never actually watched it, but I was at the gym a couple of days ago and there was a marathon on. And I knew what the show was. I just didn’t know it was called Supernatural.”
“…Oh. Okay.”
“See, I knew about the show cause I grew up with one of the guys on it.”
"…WHAT? WHICH ONE?”
My Therapist paused and said the name with gravity and just a hint of sarcasm.
“Jensen Ackles.”
“WAIT. WAIT, WHAT? YOU KNOW JENSEN ACKLES?”
“Oh yeah,” she said, smirking. “I knew him in high school. I was — I mean — totally and completely head over heels for the guy.”
I was gobsmacked. I couldn’t help but laugh.
“EXPLAIN PLEASE.”
“A good friend of mine has known him since he was like, four,” she chuckled. “She never really got my obsession — and I mean obsession. He was younger than me. I think I was sixteen and he was fourteen the first time we met? On some sort of outing to Six Flags. He’d already started modelling at that point and thought he was pretty hot shit. He was kind of an ass actually.” She laughed. “Very stereo-typically one of the ‘dudes.’ We were just kids though. I used to absolutely drool over his pictures in the JC Penney’s catalog. It was kind of pathetic actually.”
“Oh my god this is hilarious. I knew he was from Richardson but…”
“Yeah. I road roller coasters with that dude.” She smirked again. “Also! He was the most foul-mouthed human being! The stuff he used to say. I mean, I was two years older than him and he made me feel like such a prude. Which I really wasn’t!”
“Absolutely none of that shocks me in the slightest,” I replied, still laughing.
“I remember when I started seeing him on TV and stuff. It was the weirdest thing. And then there I was, on the treadmill, minding my own business, and he pops up on the screen in front of me. God, he looks just the same too.”
I was dying inside. This was too much.
“You know I think he got married at that hotel across from here.”
“Somebody married him?” she asked with feigned shock.
"Yeah, I think he’s gotta kid now too.”
“Wow. Guess he settled down then.”
“I still can’t get over this. Jensen Ackles,” I said.
“Fucking, Jensen Ackles,” she said.